One time a small child in my family asked me, "Are you rich?"
"Yes," I said. "Depending on how you define rich."
"I don't have a lot of money, and I own no land. But I have a lot of pets."
"EWW!" "WHATEVER"
the wee babe and his little siblings were scandalized
They scampered off to pester my brother-in-law about whether he'd buy them a Tesla.